I spent most of today

Raking around in craft shops, dragging out the sewing machine and making pretty flowery things by cutting up other pretty flowery things and then sewing the pieces together in a different order. Yeah, me!

Proud owner of a large army of ninja squirrels and a detailed plan for world domination...

...Sewing!

Hey Geppetto! I'm a real girl!

And now it's time to resume normal service, so I'm fetching a Bacardi and coke. 

Tomorrow I may have to kill something cute and small to re-balance the cosmos... Who knows. 

Actually...

Not only am I going to try to keep this updated.

I'm going to move it to wordpress.



Behold the awesomeness!


Edit: Having mooched around the settings, maybe I can live with Blogger after all.

Suck it up, cupcakes!

Three years?

Wow! A whole three years since I so much as looked at this blog? Oh well. Never mind. A brief synopsis of the last three years then:

• Went back to work
• Bought lovely new car
• Wrote off lovely new car
• Left husband
• Moved house
• Bought a motorbike
• Became an orphan 

That about sums it up really.
Anyway, onward and upward... I think I might try to keep this little fucker updated...

Stay awake bitches. ;)