Sapphire's blog
Lashings of inane drivel.....
Sunday, 12 February 2012
Friday, 3 February 2012
Wednesday, 1 February 2012
Did you know...
No?
Neither did I until I spent the day waiting in for a delivery and was enlightened by the good women of Mumsnet.
Seriously! You couldn't make this shit up!
Monday, 30 January 2012
I spent most of today
Monday, 23 January 2012
Actually...
I'm going to move it to wordpress.
Behold the awesomeness!
Edit: Having mooched around the settings, maybe I can live with Blogger after all.
Suck it up, cupcakes!
Three years?
- Went back to work
- Bought lovely new car
- Wrote off lovely new car
- Left husband
- Moved house
- Bought a motorbike
- Became an orphan
Anyway, onward and upward... I think I might try to keep this little fucker updated...
Stay awake bitches. ;)
Saturday, 3 January 2009
It’s Back! and Other Stories
Yay! The home of the porn hounds is back. I never thought I’d miss it that much. Why it disappeared, or what happened to make it reappear is anyone’s guess.
I’ve just spent 15 minutes of my day trying to find out the correct way to say “Go fuck a chicken!” in French, because somebody asked me. Now there’s 15 minutes that I will never get back. In case you’re interested, I think it’s “Vas faire foutre a la poulet”, but I wouldn’t want to bet on it.
Quote of the Day:
Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself.
--Anonymous
Tuesday, 23 December 2008
Cats + Tree =
…Fucking Bedlam!!
Went to bed last night leaving a beautifully decorated tree, twinkling away in all it’s fibre optic glory.
Got up this morning to a horizontal tree, a bauble strewn carpet and two very innocent looking kittens.
Little fuckers!
Quote of the Day:
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
--George Carlin