Welcome to the wonderful world of Pyewacket! Whenever you open the fridge, he jumps in. If you're in the kitchen making something to eat, you daren't turn your back for a second or he'll be off with anything tasty you have left on the worktop! When you're sitting still you can't move your fingers or he'll take that as an invitation to chase/bite/claw them. When you're sitting still you can't keep your fingers still or he'll take that as an invitation to chase/bite/claw them. He likes to snuggle in bed with you (whether you like it or not) and then when he decides you've had enough sleep, he bites your toes (Martin had to be scraped off the ceiling twice last week!) He meows to get outside and then immediately meows to get back in. If he's outside for any length of time he yowls at the door and when you open it, he rushes to the litter tray whilst giving you a filthy look (OMG! I nearly had to pee outside!!!)
He follows you to the loo and if he gets in, he tries to climb on the loo seat behind you, he also drinks from the loo and leaves puddy paw prints all over the seat.
He likes to wait until both dogs are in the kitchen and then he struts in, spots them... turns into a bog brush and hisses. Does he run back out? No, don't be daft, he stalks slowly across the kitchen to see if he can get close enough to get a swipe at the poor dogs.
He likes to browse the web, he loves to edit and/or delete my documents and most of all he likes to wander across the keyboard when I'm chatting on msn or posting to a forum. I now leave a trail of messages which start out well, but end with sbjlsfrgip;h['y!!
But, he's cute and fluffy and lovely and when he's tired he snuggles down into a cute, furry, purring, cuddly lump in your arms and all is forgiven....... until next time!
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